...so i touched it.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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