My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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