dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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