is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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