I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She even gives head with a lisp.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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