at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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