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It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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