Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
And then he peed in my hair
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