there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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