no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Blood and glitter go together right?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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