She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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