I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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