Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
