pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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