i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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