He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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