Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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