loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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