champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Green mimosas i think yes
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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