and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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