I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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