Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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