what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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