69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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