He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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