Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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