i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Randomize
