If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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