arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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