Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
