spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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