Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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