what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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