doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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