If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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