I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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