he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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