well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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