My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
