So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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