She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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