Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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