A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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