We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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