so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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