whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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