You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
