I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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