We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Who wears a wallet chain?!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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