were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My butt remains clenched, sir.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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