Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You don't make any sense
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