we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
