Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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