My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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