I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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